Adult SMS Text Messages - Page 1

A husband was asked:
"Do u talk to your wife after sex?"
His answer:
"Depends, if I can find a phone."
Ø-Value: 5
Ratings: 4
rate

SMS message by:
MaJo
 
Calories burned by sex:
Lying down: 90cal
Standing up: 192cal
Dog style: 238cal
2nd round: 427cal
Dressing up after sex,
while your WIFE knocks at the door: 5000cal.
Ø-Value: 5
Ratings: 1
rate

SMS message by:
Alan
 
I wish to have sex only on days
that begin with "T":
Thanksgiving, Tuesday, Thursday, Today,
Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday...
Every Thucking day!
Ø-Value: 4,87
Ratings: 112
rate

SMS message by:
J.T.
 
Feel the inspiration,
to increase the population.
Take a boy behind a door,
lay him on the floor,
then begin the operation
for the future of this nation!
Ø-Value: 4,84
Ratings: 50
rate

SMS message by:
vanessa
 
Sex is sensation
caused by temptation -
when a man puts his location
in a woman's destination.
Do you get my explanation
or you need a demonstration?
Ø-Value: 4,8
Ratings: 94
rate

SMS message by:
nikolina
 
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