Adult SMS Text Messages - Page 2

If u want to be a hippi
put a flower on your pippi.
If u want to be a wife
cut your pippi with a knife.
If u want to be a man
show me what your pippi can!
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SMS message by:
Eli
 
A teacher asked:
"What part of the body goes to heaven first?"
Child: "Feet, coz every night i see my
mum with her feet in the air screaming:
God I’m coming!"
Ø-Value: 3,67
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SMS message by:
Fun4u
 
Two men had sex with the same girl.
First man said: "My wife is better"
2nd man agrees:
"You are right, your wife is much better!"
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SMS message by:
Peter S.
 
The most difficult golf course in
the world is the "Women Hole".
Any style you play, as many shots you try,
as much perfection you have…
you can never get your balls in!
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SMS message by:
Tom B.
 
There are 70 ways
to keep a woman happy:
One is to take her shopping,
the rest is 69.
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SMS message by:
Fiona T.
 
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