Adult SMS Text Messages - Page 3

In elevator, a man's elbow
accidently touch lady's breast.
Man: "If ur heart is soft as ur breast
u will forgive me."
Lady: "If ur dick is hard as ur elbow,
i'm in room 109!"
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SMS message by:
Theo D.J.
 
Girl to Doctor:
"My mobile got stuck in my vagina since
last 4 days in vibration mode."
Doctor: "OK, I will remove this easily."
Girl: "Just recharge the battery!"
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SMS message by:
Tom B.
 
There are 4 ways to enjoy love:
1) Hand in hand
2) That in hand
3) Hand in that
4) That in that

But don't ask me what is 'that'   :-)
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SMS message by:
Ma Baker
 
How to impress a woman:
compliment her, kiss her,
love her, tease her, protect her,
listen to her, support her.
How to impress a man: 
Show up naked, bring beer!
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SMS message by:
Mickey
 
Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
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SMS message by:
Che
 
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