The best SMS text messages - Page 8

If you wanna be rich,
you have to be a bitch!
Ø-Value: 4,8
Ratings: 5
rate
 
The greatest thing
you`ll ever learn
is just to love and
be loved in return!
Ø-Value: 4,8
Ratings: 64
rate

SMS message by:
Anastasia
 
One day a bird shit into my eye.
I didn't laugh, I didn't cry,
I just thanked god,
that cows can't fly!
Ø-Value: 4,79
Ratings: 204
rate

SMS message by:
engeli
 
no boys - no sex
no sex - no children
no children - no school
no school - no teachers
no teachers - no problems
a perfect world...
Ø-Value: 4,79
Ratings: 90
rate

SMS message by:
webby
 
Did you know, they changed the alphabet?
They put "U" and "I" together.
Ø-Value: 4,79
Ratings: 61
rate

SMS message by:
k
 
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