The best SMS text messages - Page 9

One day a bird shit into my eye.
I didn't laugh, I didn't cry,
I just thanked god,
that cows can't fly!
Ø-Value: 4,79
Ratings: 204
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SMS message by:
engeli
 
no boys - no sex
no sex - no children
no children - no school
no school - no teachers
no teachers - no problems
a perfect world...
Ø-Value: 4,79
Ratings: 90
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SMS message by:
webby
 
Did you know, they changed the alphabet?
They put "U" and "I" together.
Ø-Value: 4,79
Ratings: 61
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SMS message by:
k
 
By the way,
I want to say
before you go
I need you so!
Wherever you are, whatever you do
remember this always: I LOVE YOU!
Ø-Value: 4,78
Ratings: 165
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SMS message by:
SweetSugar
 
You put a smile on my face,
whenever you send me a message!
Ø-Value: 4,77
Ratings: 88
rate
 
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