Blonde SMS Text Messages - Page 4

What do smart blondes and UFOs
have in common?
You always hear about them
but you never see them!
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SMS message by:
Felix
 
Why did the blonde stare at the
can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
Because the can said "concentrate" on it!
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SMS message by:
Donald D.
 
Why did 18 blondes
go together to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed!
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SMS message by:
Mel K
 
A blonde was driving down the highway
when she read a sign saying:
"Clean Restrooms Next 10 Miles."
She was really late for her appointment
since there were 26 restrooms to clean!
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SMS message by:
Matt
 
How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
Shine a flashlight in their ear!
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SMS message by:
Mel K
 
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