Crude SMS Text Messages - Page 2

One out of four people is a chinese.
If your father, your mother
and your brother are not Chinese,
it must be you!
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SMS message by:
Misty
 
If your face had 'Welcome' written on it,
it would make a perfect doormat.
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SMS message by:
Drew
 
Fact 1: You can not touch
 your lower lip with your tounge...

Fact 2: After reading this,
 99/100 idiots would try it.
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SMS message by:
Eddie
 
This is your mobile operator and we just
found out you are too dumb to use your phone,
so please put it on ground and start jumping on it .
Thank you!
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SMS message by:
Amanda
 
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