Funny SMS Text Messages - Page 2

I don't smoke,
I don't drink,
I don't have sex,
but I do lie!
Ø-Value: 4,34
Ratings: 59
rate

SMS message by:
Pico
 
Do not disturb...
I'm disturbed enought already!
Ø-Value: 4,03
Ratings: 102
rate

SMS message by:
Nastja
 
Who the fuck is General Failure
and what does he on my PC.
Ø-Value: 3,68
Ratings: 50
rate

SMS message by:
Pithlit
 
My IQ test came back...
Negative!
Ø-Value: 3,56
Ratings: 178
rate

SMS message by:
Nastja
 
Mother hold her little daughter
fourteen minutes under water.
Not to make her any troubles,
but to see the funny bubbles.
Ø-Value: 3,21
Ratings: 167
rate

SMS message by:
MZ.atWeimar
 
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